uhohmarty:

Ice Covered Street Lamp on Mt Washington

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v171:

I don’t smile enough in my selfies.

So that puts the spice in pumpkin spice.

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iambluedog:

That was one mean fart

unamusedsloth:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

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I’m bored.

I have a pencil and a large sheet of paper.

I’m gonna draw diddly ding dongs. 

Y’all ignoring the best selfie I’ve ever made, so there’ll be no Ice Bucket challenge on here either.

I got nominated for the Ice Bucket Challenge by my brother.

Well, Fuck.

Why Mr America gotta be naked though. Why Mr America gotta be naked though. Why Mr America gotta be naked though.