unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

(via jeffrothehomo)

"Nintendo is adding too many female characters to its new games!"

sodomymcscurvylegs:

poolpigeon:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you:

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Seriously, nobody says this. Stop making up shit so you can feel oppressed or some shit (or you just wanted a reason to post these gifs).

"Seriously, nobody says this."

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"Stop making up shit so you can feel oppressed or some shit."

I’m not a woman, actually.

But, you seemed pressed. Here, let me direct the world’s saddest symphony for you as well:

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Fiddle widdle magic wand, I will tear thee apart.

wtfbadromancecovers:

I have no words. 
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

wtfbadromancecovers:

I have no words. 

Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

(via infinitygemz)

d-artle:

ivoryunknown:

nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption. 

Taken in Iceland. 

Holy shit

this is one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen

(via fluffythundr)

infinitygemz:

jturn:

tigerlillyattitude:

captaingrumpycub:

whiskeybeard:

DAAWWW

Too fucking cute, can’t take it

I can’t stand when people look similar and they’re dating! Freaks me out! Idk why! If you look like you’re siblings, stop. That goes for homos and heteros.

I’m sorry you’re freaked out by our gif
Your comment is very rude
I’m not going to ‘stop’ (which I assume means break it off?) because you think we look similar idk what to tell you
If this freaks you out because you think we look ‘like siblings’, I’d like to present you with the mental picture that we frequently have very aggressive ball-slappingly wall-bangingly intense sex and that this gif barely scratches the fucking surface
If I look half as good as that man on the left that I’m lucky enough to kiss then I’m taking that as a compliment bye

infinitygemz:

jturn:

tigerlillyattitude:

captaingrumpycub:

whiskeybeard:

DAAWWW

Too fucking cute, can’t take it

I can’t stand when people look similar and they’re dating! Freaks me out! Idk why! If you look like you’re siblings, stop. That goes for homos and heteros.

  1. I’m sorry you’re freaked out by our gif
  2. Your comment is very rude
  3. I’m not going to ‘stop’ (which I assume means break it off?) because you think we look similar idk what to tell you
  4. If this freaks you out because you think we look ‘like siblings’, I’d like to present you with the mental picture that we frequently have very aggressive ball-slappingly wall-bangingly intense sex and that this gif barely scratches the fucking surface
  5. If I look half as good as that man on the left that I’m lucky enough to kiss then I’m taking that as a compliment bye

I wish there was a block feature in real life.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

the-apple-pie-life:

It’s called a restraining order.

I meant one that actually works.

Murder

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Reblog this post and write underneath it the last nice thing you did for yourself, whether it was buying yourself something nice, taking a day off, etc. Just do it!

Convinced my parents to make us pancakes today. In the scorching summer heat. Outside. Worth it. Every single one. 

I had five.

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