This Greek god walked into fitness today. He was fresh meat, since he took the mandatory introductory fitness course.
I was so taken aback I accidentally stepped on my glasses and I broke them.
Good thing I have reserve glasses, but boy I’d have hit on him immediately. It would’ve made a good pickup line.
*chants* Please be gay Please be gay Please be gay Please be gay Please be gay Please be gay
Update; we talked, we exchanged currency (20 cents) so he could get himself a locker.
Told him I would waste 30 euro’s a year if I used lockers. He joked, I joked back. He said something else but I couldn’t hear him so I acted like a goof
We gon’ get married.